rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)
dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.
by crash December 22, 2004
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off someone with one hand and spin them around while running a finger along their asshole.
by Al the Monk November 23, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you rub your finger around a guy's asshole while you jack him off into his own ass.
Why don't I take you up to my Budoir and give you a little Rusty Venture?
by Colonel Gentleman November 23, 2010
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rusty swift

A person whose Crooked legs are far too crooked for the being to walk. usually a male, also reffered to as a "crigger".
Jordan: Hey joey did you see that dirty ass rusty swift!?!?!

Joey: Yea, hes a damn crigger.
by russellgregoryswift October 25, 2007
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Rusty-penis

When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus. (Because when you pull it out, it is brown like rust.)
You wouldn't want to suck my dick now, because i have a rusty-penis.
by Fack Meecough December 01, 2003
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cut a rusty

Calder hooked up with the ugly-ass chick last night; he cut a rusty!
by Cut a Rusty November 03, 2011
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Rusty Hook

When one takes their index finger and whipes it on their sweaty nut sack. Then hooks their finger on the inside of anothers cheek. Used most when not expecting. Thus leaving a salty taste in their mouth.

aka: Rusty spoon
I gave travis a rusty hook last night, he seemed to like it.
by Your fuckin daddy January 16, 2007
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