Russian Birthday Party

A birthday party in full Russian style. Fun party games like Russian Roulette, great Molotov Cocktails to drink, and, for the birthday boy/girl: death in a drive-by shooting courtesy of the Russian mafia!

In Training Day, Denzel Washington's character is the guest of honor at a fun-filled Russian Birthday Party.

by Mikhail Khruschulovitch January 4, 2009

Russian Top Hat

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.

Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!

by Dicks In July 30, 2010

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

Russian Cold Medicine

Vodka or drink with vodka in it.

I had a cold so i took some Russian Cold Medicine and i passed out.

by Zachmac22 November 14, 2009

Russian Man Hug

When a man runs up to you, yells "I'm Putin it in!" Gives you a bear hug... But he's got a boner so big and strong it rips through both his and your clothes, and penetrates both your vagina and anus so violently that it creates one big uni-hole but you'll be okay because all Russians cum vodka so it's sterile.

"Girl, that last client jus Russian man hugged me!"
"Well, looks like you're in the fisting business now!"

by AssHairyLikeBackOfBear June 6, 2015

russian twirl

Both thumbs, one goes in the ass and the other in the pussy and you rotate them

O my god Mike gave me a Russian twirl last night, it felt so good.

by bigdickbandit666 September 1, 2015

Russian Range Rover

This occurs when a male specimen mounts another human.....he then proceeds to kick it into gear and forces the other huma to make a rapid jerking motion......the rapid penetration will then cause ejaculation...before this one must pull out and bombard (hence the term russian) the range rovers steering wheel (back of the head of human #2)

stranger 1:yo man guess wat i did last night

stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming

by commander clit October 31, 2009