paper fuck

Attempting to get rid of an employee by constantly writing them up over every little thing. Eventually their file will be full of disciplinary material and they are paper fucked.

Sarah is a horrible employee! Too bad we can't just fire her on the spot. We have to paper fuck her.

by DisgruntledSupervisor April 10, 2013

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013

paper candy

Meth

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?

by Frankie blue lighting sam May 25, 2014

Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum

Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.

"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."

by J-LO 86 June 19, 2014

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome occurs when some one uses their boy/girl friend once and then discards them. It is abbreviated as PPTS. The Paper Plate Treatment can be very severe as people who give it often times boast of it to their friends and peers. If you or a loved one has suffered from Paper Plate Treatment, you may notice that you/loved one's self esteem has lowered considerably, the affected becomes depressed, withdrawn, and is less interested in usually enjoyable activities. Video games such as WoW, Minecraft, Runescape, and Skyrim are the only known cures to Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome.

Person 1: I am depressed man, my gf left me after a week.

Counselor: I know whats wrong.

Person 1: What is it?

Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by c1094 June 23, 2014

Paper TV

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 7, 2014

paper

Fake, False, or not a real place thing/person. Plain or used to be deceitful twords something or someone.

Its a Paper town, its fake and so is everyone else in it. (sentence taken from Paper Towns Book/ Movie by John Green)

by Hanna Your face Banana December 9, 2015