Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018

Lil pump

A dumbass who inspires 10 year olds to sing his song everywhere and get defensive if you say anything about him. Also act like a tuff guy.
Is actually weak AF

Jim:Lil pump is Oka-
Mason: *Grabs you by the throat* Want to finish that motherfucker?!
Jim: He's okay.
Mason:*Throws a weak all out punch.*
Jim: *Shoots him*

by Please Fucking shoot me December 19, 2019

Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.

Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”

by Ploozy June 17, 2024

Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.

I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.

by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022

Palace Of Pump

That place where you go to get absolutely shredded and feel safe being toxically masculine.

“Bro, I just hit my PR on bench at the Palace Of Pump!”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012