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fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
by xbrianpx October 27, 2008
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My Poisoned Romance

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy
by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009
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Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.
"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009
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foodie poisoning

The affliction caused by a food aficionado being forced to eat something highly processed and commercialized.
I wanted to stop at Whole Foods, but my friends insisted we eat at McDonald's; I think I have foodie poisoning.
by Pseudonymous B.I.G. December 8, 2013
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Movie Poisoning

The feeling you get after watching too many movies, or more like junk movies, and you need to avoid watching movies for a while. For treatment, you turn to good movies like "Shawshank Redemption" to help relieve the effects of junk movies.
Do not watch too many movies directed by Michael Bay or you'll end up getting Movie Poisoning.
by Rece Foc September 14, 2015
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Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz
I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.
by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016
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mexican poison

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017
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