driveway penis

An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.

Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.

by Kent Lane December 24, 2008

Penis Brothers

Penis Brothers are two men who take their flaccid penises and tie them together in a knot. Then they have to wait for them both to be erect for ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Yeah Oliver and Jonny are penis brothers

by BentBoi April 24, 2020

Change Of Penis

To have a change of heart about having sex with someone. A change of heart, in your love part. A change of plans, in your pants.

Originally I didn't wanna hook up with her, but once I saw her naked I had a change of penis.

by Rigo Sol October 30, 2013

penis joust

2 guys running at each other with hard like dicks

Chris and colt are having a penis joust in the bathroom.

by cornuts427 May 15, 2014

Imran penis

A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do

The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.

Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis

Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis

by UserVetTrill November 7, 2020

Frostbite Penis

When outside running or doing outside activities in the cold and the penis becomes cold and painfully rigid. Tingling sensation may occur.

"Man, at cross country this morning I got a bad case of frostbite penis!"

by Country Girl Nimba1 January 20, 2009

Penis Enthusiast

noun. One with great love or appreciation for penis.

Eve loved penis to such an extent that she was known throughout the land as a penis enthusiast.

by JoeBiden1776 August 14, 2011