Poop-booking

The act of facebooking while taking a poop.

While he was poop-booking, he accidentally got some turd on his laptop.

by scodata March 5, 2008

Poop Edging

Poop edging is when you start the act of pooping, while leaning over or standing, and then stopping that act. Repeating over and over it’s like edging a penis but with your own poop.

Man 1: I needed to poop but I decided to poop edge and it felt so good the whole time
Man 2: But when you poop edge isn’t there a chance of just pooping your pants?
Man 1: There’s a risk to everything, but it just feels so good.
Man 2: I guess I gotta go try poop edging then!!

by Joe Krushing December 22, 2020

smoking poop

to get high by doing drugs

He's all shit faced he must have been smoking poop.

by Tadpol December 29, 2007

Poop Cum

The juice that comes out of your ass when you really have to take a shit, simulating cumming out of your ass.

"Dude last night i had to wipe poop cum out of my pants"

by aws and sk8the512blake February 4, 2010

gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 14, 2006

Brain poop

Anything that someone says or dose that is really stupid.

That just brain poop.

by judge dredd7 November 27, 2012

Dick Poop

The act of male ejaculation.

I dick pooped on her face.

by Papy Wysong of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009