by captaindigi November 2, 2018
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A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006
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by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
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Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
by PacketLost June 28, 2015
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Get the Gaffed off mug.by JCarter March 1, 2009
Get the boff off mug.When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.
Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.
by IcyHot June 9, 2017
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