white ninja 

Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.

If you don't like white ninja, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

white ninja by Galloping Ghost June 13, 2005

ninja splatter 

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

ninja splatter by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008

ninja death pint 

A delicious pub cocktail. In a large pint glass fill with:

Half a pint of Stella.
2 shots of Vodka.
Top up with Smirnoff Ice.

Mate, could you spare the £8 for a ninja death pint?

ninja death pint by Xhysa March 9, 2008

Ninja'ed 

When someone quickly takes something without anyone else noticing. Pick Pocketing

Jimmy: Where did my cell go?
Kevin: Adam just Ninja'ed it

Ninja'ed by Jericho Kid December 26, 2010

Ninja Box 

The act of waiting outside someones parked car to see if they leave their car open. If they do you run in after they leave, then you hot box there car. When they come back they'll think ninjas did it.

:Ay yo you here about those kids that ninja boxed my car?
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.

Ninja Box by MR.Burns7530 June 30, 2011

Ninja Salmon 

A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.

Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.

Ninja Salmon by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012

ninja toots 

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

ninja toots by sherbz June 21, 2014