Noodles

Crazy, nuts, out of your mind.

You want me to what? He'll no you're noodles for that.

You're noodles if you don't think this is the best definition ever lol.

by ClassicMan401 November 18, 2016

Noodle

A long, skinny type of limp dick.

I want a chode not a "noodle".(Girl from high school)

by The Fancy Futa October 31, 2018

Noodle

Noodle is definitely a person who most likely doesn’t have a single brain cell, they definitely are a handful to take care of. They can be stupid, sweet, fruity, and sometimes mean. If you’re dating a Noodle they will give you a lot of attention and a bit clingy, but they definitely have a dirty side. They can be funny in a stupid way and very clumsy.

Person:NOODLE OVER HERE
Noodle:huh*attempts to walk and trips*
Person2:fucking dumbass
Noodle:I’M GOOD

by The idiot under ur bed November 29, 2021

Noodle

The act of having a noodle connecting you and someone elses brain

Person 1: Dude, I wanna watch tv.
Person 2: ME TOO!
Person 1: maaaan, we've got a noodle.

by bitchazzs August 20, 2009

noodle

any kind of food resembling spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, etc... could include spaghetti squash or zucchini -- the possibilities are endless!!!

"Wow, you're right, these zucchini noodles are pretty lit. I was way off"

by naysp8 July 22, 2020

Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 03, 2020

Noodles

What you say when your girlfriend's mom checks her messages and you don't want her to know you want nudes from the chick.

" Go into the bathroom and cook up some noodles!"

" I want some hot, spicy noodles."

by That1Perrsonn August 29, 2010