Black Washing

Something that chronically online people argue about

Person 1: Black Washing exists!
Person 2: No it doesn't
Person 3: Shut up and touch grass no one outside of the internet gives a flying fuck

by shitty_definitions July 22, 2022

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

White Wash

A Mexican dude who wears Flannels and crocs

“Yo you seen Leo today”
“Yeah man he really became white washed”

by Imtoospicy June 28, 2022

Hot wash

When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.

"This girl was giving me head last night and I ended up getting a hot wash from her!"

by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022

wash yo ass

A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks

Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!

by theblimpmaster23 July 5, 2022

wash

something you need to fucking do cus u stink like shit

yo have you smelt rachel? she needs to wash her fucking ass she smells like shit

by nahomieurhomieboi February 18, 2022

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025