Monaco mullet

A mullet hairstyle worn by ageing billionaires commonly seen on luxury yachts in Monaco, St Tropez, etc.

I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire

by cobes72 March 4, 2025

WFH Mullet

Work From Home mullet or WFH mullet is defined by being business on the top and none of your business on the bottom. Commonly utilized during zoom meetings when someone is wearing business attire from the waist up and something NSFW, or otherwise inappropriate on the bottom because no one will see it and it’s more comfortable that way

My roommate freaked out because he had been sporting the WFH mullet for 3 years and didn’t realize he no longer fit into his suit pants until this morning when he was getting ready for his first day back in the office.

by Jane-Doh April 5, 2025

Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.

Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”

by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025

Third Millennium Marxism

An extension of 21st Century Marxism with a civilizational timescale. It shifts the analytical horizon from quarterly earnings reports and election cycles to the survival of the human species and the planetary ecosystem over the next thousand years. Third Millennium Marxism confronts the long-term contradictions of capitalism: that a system predicated on endless growth will inevitably collide with thermodynamic limits; that technological "fixes" for climate change (geoengineering, space colonization) are themselves capitalist fantasies of escaping responsibility; that without a fundamental reorganization of production and consumption, ecological collapse is not a prediction but a certainty. It integrates the UN Sustainable Development Goals into a Marxist framework, not as aspirational targets to be met within capitalism, but as a checklist of capitalism's failures and a blueprint for what a post-capitalist society must achieve. It is Marxism with its eyes on the horizon, planning the centuries-long transition to a society of substantive equality and ecological balance.

Third Millennium Marxism Example: A Third Millennium Marxist evaluates a proposal for solar geoengineering. They note that it addresses the symptom (rising temperatures) while leaving the cause (capitalist production relations) untouched. They argue that such technologies concentrate unprecedented power over the global climate in the hands of whoever controls the sulfur-spraying aircraft—likely states or corporations with no democratic accountability. Their alternative is not a technological fix but a political transformation: global democratic planning for rapid decarbonization, the restoration of ecosystems, and the radical reduction of energy consumption in the Global North. This is a project not for the next quarter but for the next century—and the century after that.

by Dumu The Void February 12, 2026

Third Millennium Postmodernism

The projection of postmodern thought into the future, imagining how its core insights will evolve as technology, society, and consciousness transform. Third Millennium Postmodernism anticipates a world where the boundaries between human and machine, natural and artificial, real and virtual have dissolved completely—where the constructed nature of reality is not just a philosophical insight but a lived experience. In this future, postmodernism is not a critique of grand narratives but the default state of existence: we will constantly navigate multiple realities, multiple identities, multiple truths, with no expectation of unity. Third Millennium Postmodernism is the philosophy of the post-human, the post-truth, the post-everything—a toolkit for surviving in a world where nothing is fixed and everything is possible.

Example: "The VR environment allowed users to create their own realities, their own truths, their own identities. Third Millennium Postmodernism had become not philosophy but user experience. There was no 'real' world anymore—just infinite constructed ones, each as valid as any other. The question wasn't 'what's true?' but 'which reality do you want to inhabit today?'"

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

Third Millennium Relativism

The future of relativism, imagined in a world of virtual realities, artificial intelligence, and post-human consciousness. Third Millennium Relativism anticipates a time when multiple realities are not just cognitive but experiential—when we can literally inhabit different worlds, different truths, different selves. In this future, relativism is not a philosophical position but a practical necessity: the ability to navigate infinite realities, to hold multiple truths simultaneously, to be many selves. Third Millennium Relativism is the philosophy of the post-human, the post-real, the post-everything—a toolkit for surviving in a world where the very concept of "world" has multiplied beyond counting.

Example: "In the simulation, he could be anyone, believe anything, live any truth. Third Millennium Relativism wasn't a problem; it was the interface. He didn't ask which reality was real; he asked which one he wanted to inhabit today. The question wasn't truth; it was choice."

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

The White Mullet

While pentrating a woman from behind during intercourse, one leap frogs forward and ejaculates on the woman's neck.

My wife complained about being sick of the same old hair styles, so I waited until we were in bed to give her the white mullet.

by BIF [Business In Front] January 9, 2011