Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af

"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"

by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022

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Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019

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squad mom

The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter

The squad mom got us while we were chillin.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

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The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016

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mom it up

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity

Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

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As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"

by progin September 14, 2010

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