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Mike Hardesty

Sexy ass boy from Maryland, he is soooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy & everyone loves him. EFF WHORES.
Mike Hardesty is so cute." "OMG. You know him?
by john talliwacker January 4, 2011
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Mike Wheeler

Mike Wheeler a character from stranger things who’s straighter then a plank of wood
“Isn’t it amazing how much of an amazing character Mike Wheeler is the girls love him so much”
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Mike Tomlin

Michael Pettaway Tomlin is the most overrated ringleader in sports history. He constantly talks about "nameless gray faces", this and that, and while he says he means to treat every opponent the same way, he's basically telling elite teams that he thinks they're as good as the bad teams. He never adjusts his game plan to stop a team's best player. That's why he let Austin Ekeler go for 4 TDs on him last Sunday night. He allows the drama to destroy the team's season in 2018 and 2020. In 2018, he allowed the cancer B's of Bell and Brown to cause an off-field distraction and the team imploded like Three Rivers Stadium. In 2020, he allowed JuJu Smith-Moron and Chase Nutcase to TikTok away until Smith-Moron got his bell rung, coincidentally by Von Bell. He's had November or December collapses in 6 of his 15 seasons. He's lost or tied to 20 teams that finished their season with 5 or less wins, not the least of which was a 27-24 home loss to the 2014 Tampa Bay Bucs, who finished 2-14. I went to that game and was shocked when they lost. Don't mind me, I was but a small child when I went to the game. Mike is 8-8 in the playoffs and has went a mere 3-6 in the last 10 seasons. I'm sick and tired of this cheerleader/ringleader imposing his crappy regime on the Pittsburgh Steelers. Let me know with the like/dislike button what you think. I think he's an average head coach who's had great talent.
Mike Tomlin, the ringleader of the Pittsburgh Steelers circus, leads an overrated slobshow. However, the vast majority of the fans of the black and gold brigade will ignore this, and scream, "THE STILLERS ARE GOIN' TO THE SUPER BOWL!"
by Dance YT Nerds November 26, 2021
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Alpha Mike Foxtrot

The more PG version of Adios MotherFucker
In the words of Hannibal Smith and Lt. Face: Alpha Mike FOXTROT!!!
by xXNarutoBoy77Xx March 11, 2020
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Mike Tyson Effect

When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy
That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect
by Henley Road November 19, 2010
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Mike's Hard Morning

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"
by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008
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Mike Dirnt

mike dirnt would be way cooler if he wasnt in a retarded band.
by senor fresca December 28, 2005
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