Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023

MegaKingKongDonkeySchlong

A MegaKingKongDonkeySchlong is a weapon of mass destruction wielded by the SriLanken warriors known as Jaydens.

This omega cock can destroy any "-ussy" known to man kind. Only a couple people have seen this Schlong and lived to tell the tale. A famous example of this is a young boy named Zander.
If you ever encounter a Jayden wielding this schlong, you must run for your life.

Holy shit, what is that?
Oh no.... it can't be..... that's a MegaKingKongDonkeySchlong

by TheAncientCupholder June 14, 2023

Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.

"man that guy is really making god cry"

by Chickenfucker37 June 27, 2023

meaning of life

cool ranch doritos and dr pepper

Q: what is the meaning of life?
A: cool ranch doritos and dr pepper

by bruhinator 2000 July 9, 2023

Meaningful and Purposeful

Aw, but muffin... I mean... You said that was GOD a second ago. You said it was God... AND NOW, you're saying that it's kids? What happened to 'happiness?' You were mocking people for not being happy in a place where your great gram-gram got turned into chicken pot pie...

Hym "Ha! Sounds like a projection to me! Children make life more meaningful and purposeful... TO YOU! It sounds like other people's life's are less meaningful or purposeful to you. Sounds you think your life is more important than everybody else because your slut wife dumped out a couple of trophies for you.... But you're not. And neither are your kids. Your value is 1 and, in time, it will revert back to 0. The value of you children's life is 1. It will also revert to 0."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap

Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”

by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023

Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead

"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024