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A MegaKingKongDonkeySchlong is a weapon of mass destruction wielded by the SriLanken warriors known as Jaydens.
This omega cock can destroy any "-ussy" known to man kind. Only a couple people have seen this Schlong and lived to tell the tale. A famous example of this is a young boy named Zander.
If you ever encounter a Jayden wielding this schlong, you must run for your life.
This omega cock can destroy any "-ussy" known to man kind. Only a couple people have seen this Schlong and lived to tell the tale. A famous example of this is a young boy named Zander.
If you ever encounter a Jayden wielding this schlong, you must run for your life.
by TheAncientCupholder June 14, 2023
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