May 20th

Gay person 1: Im glad im not straight
Person 2: Its may 20th!!!
Gay person: Welp i guess im straight now
*Gay person turns straight*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

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May 9th

National Him A Booty Pic Day

Make his day with a booty pic :)

Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic

by mxj April 28, 2022

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May 29th

National be nice to your girlfriend day.

hey isaiah, that’s your girlfriend. be nice it’s may 29th.

by not420kait May 29, 2021

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May 29th

People born on this day are the most prettiest, most gorgeous, handsomest and most loyal people ever.

Oh, Look she’s gorgeous, she must be born on may 29th.

by noodles😍 March 26, 2022

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WHAT A GREAT ROMANCE COUPLE! would be the best romance show especially during the scenes with a hot chick ontop a juggler, May is such a great daddys girl and would listen while the Justin would be such a great boyfriend and be a good daddy.

Love a Justin and May couple!

by Iloveyouall<3 November 23, 2021

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Mai-Anh

Mai-Anh’s are savages. They give a fuck about the streets and are not impressed by your material accomplishments. Have you spent time in the community? Do you tip servers well? Then you actually might deserve her attention. She has rock solid values and one she holds to a high honor is the value of respecting other’s values and choices, no matter to what degree they differ from her own. A Mai-Anh will give you the space to be yourself. She doesn’t just allow it but encourages it. A Mai-Anh supports your true self, your darkest thoughts, and inappropriate behaviors. This isn’t because she particularly agrees with your words and actions, but she takes pride in COMFORT; and is more than happy to give you a safe, comfortable space to discuss how you’re feeling, in the hopes that you can learn, another one of her core values. A Mai-Anh probably has big boobs and bounces them to hard-core drill music. She never follows others. Mai-Anh’s love weed, cats, and being there for their friends and family. They are not your traditional house wife, and with that being said, the application deadline to become their housewife has passed. If you ever come in contact with a Mai-Anh give them space and good food and then some more space and you might just get a yes from them.

Anyone it doesn’t matter who you are: Mai-Anh, what do you think? Yes or no?

Mai-Anh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Goodbye6969 November 23, 2021

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