by loodleretard May 9, 2011
Get the Mary for lifemug. marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.
by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019
Get the marie maymug. by Andybhoy1995163 July 23, 2011
Get the Truth Of Marymug. me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days
(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith
(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith
by em04 March 26, 2020
Get the Mary Smithmug. It's the kindest girl around town. She's literally the definition of gorgeous. She's the most amazing girl ever.
by JaCru November 23, 2021
Get the Jade-Marimug. by Shah Abid May 3, 2018
Get the Mary Janemug. a short, average looking girl thats such an incel, or femcel. she picks fights with people and accuses men of being manchildren or permavirgins. she is nothing but a bully and assumes people are obsessed with her because they are pointing out her shitty behavior. she has a younger and hotter sister. thats why shes very salty
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021
Get the mary lynnmug.