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Get the Caleb milk mug.grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween
person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
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Get the Sticky milk mug.Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!
by Haroldyray April 28, 2022
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"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
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