Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

Mac

To hit an electronic cigarette other wise known as a “vape”,”nord”,”Juul”or”novo”.

Ex .1) scene:in the school bathroom

Friend .1:”look at my new Juul”
‘Another friend walks in’
Friend .2:”Hey bro, let me mac that”.
Friend .1:”you mean hit my juul”.
Friend .2:”yes,hurry before a teacher walks in”!

by Itsyourboylongtoes October 24, 2019

big mac

the act of nutting on an artificial big titty bar mitzvah dancer

“Dude this mosh pit goes dummy hard”
“I know, I just big macked that girl over there”

by mclamp_ May 16, 2021

Mac Piercing

An average sized penis that is pierced with an extra large piece of Walmart jewelry with an attempt to make it cuter.

Holy shit! Did you see what Mccombie whipped out at the party last night? I’ve heard of a Mac piercing but I’ve never seen one.

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

mac

This guy is always ready to meet new people and go on adventure. Usually has a nice smile. Can be annoying, but it comes off endearing. The most open minded person you can ever meet. He’s careful with his words, yet bring his message across honest and not hurtful towards other people. He’s very easy to get along with, he will listen to you, understand you (also on a spiritual level!) and empathize with you. He’s the kind of guy to offer help without you asking for it. Be grateful to have his energy in your life, forreal.

Her: have you heard about that dude Mac?

Him: YES! That dude is great! I confessed a personal secret with him and he got me ice cream and told me he loved me no matter what.WHAT A GUY! :)
Her: oh my god I know right ! :D

by xxxhunterxxx November 22, 2021

mac and cheesed it

To go down a hard ski slope without making any mistakes or slowing down. Often used to exaggerate a task performed easily.

Trent: Dude I went off the trail on that double black diamond, going over rocks and trees and shit, and guess what bro?
Tyler: what?
Trent: I mac and cheesed it.
Tyler: classic Trent

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017

Mac

Simp

Mac's a fuckin simp bro. not even gon lie to you

by macsasimp2020 April 20, 2020