Lobby Piece

This only works for people who have apartments. It is when you bring a ho/trick/bitch/woman of the night to your place but she is not hot enough to make it upstairs. So you piece the shit out of her in the lobby...thereby making her "lobby piece". Lobby piece can also occur if you think the girl you brought home may steal yo shit. If you let her upstairs yo' watch may be gone.

Guy: Hey baby I want you right now
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay

When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.

by Cowboy Jones January 16, 2008

lobstering

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years

Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.

by mjsavon June 16, 2008

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 5, 2009

Lobstify

When you lay out in the sun for way too long and turn bright red

"Be careful not to lobstify yourself at the beach today"

by MakeSure2Floss July 6, 2009

LOBsyn

Lack Of Beta Syndrome. This affliction is caused by people who believe they should be in a beta for an up-and-coming product but they were rejected or simply not picked yet. The sufferers often succumb to fits of rage that mainly target people who are already in the beta group. So far there is no prescription on the market for this disease.

"He is so hostile because he has LOBsyn. Give him a break, will you?"

by FilthCrow September 9, 2009

Lobsteria

A case of bad diahrea from over indulgence in eating too much Lobster while visiting Maine

I should've stopped eating after that 3rd lobster, I got one nasty case of Lobsteria!

by Themayer December 27, 2009

lobogoggles

Beyond beer goggles. To describe a person that you wouldn't have sex with even after a frontal lobotomy.

Negre Del Sol: How about mackin on that drooler?

HPIC: Dude, not enough liquor in the world to get my lobogoggles on for that!

by Mr. BunBun March 14, 2010