Laptop

Slang word for a lap dance

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017

Laparka

A nigga that will take care of you savage loves his girl and doesn't like fake friend

Are you a laparka savage

by Hiddenboy553 March 13, 2017

laptoyanqua

The one bitch that no hoe messes with

Gurl I'm bout to fight Laptoyanqua

Bitch you crazy that is Laptoyanqua don't mess with that Bitch

by Tina hoe March 13, 2017

Lapraisia

Extremely wise for her age and a risk taker. Lapraisia likes to experience new things they have huge hearts but won't reveal to just anyone ...very honest no matter the circumstances likes to clear the air oh any problems also they are worth it they are good to build healthy friendships with but don't have any interest in a relationship with the opposite sex..above all they are loyal, honest, caring, understanding and forgiving... Sometimes

That lapraisia girl is so cool and chill

by Praisia March 15, 2017

Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

Lapolamue

Someone who takes chicken from unsuspecting bystanders. They will eat and/or beat the bystander with the chicken that was once their own.

Get away from that Lapolamue!

by StrangeWords May 14, 2017

laphoran

The best rapper alive work hard at everything soon to be worlds best hip hopper since bigge and tupac

Laphorran - laphorans the goat of the music industry

by uncle yaya May 13, 2017