Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
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I hear he got 1984d for using Powerful Shells
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I hear he got 1984d for using Powerful Shells
Not Bryan again!
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by Shaabloom November 15, 2023
Get the Jasonnel mug.Jason is one of the most sweetest boys I’ve ever met. He always finds a way to make me laugh and feel appreciated, I love when we look at eachother in class and just burst out laughing. He knows a side of me not a lot of people have met! Even when I wasn’t that close with him I would see him laughing with his friends he would always seem happy. Now I can’t even go a day without staring at him and without him making me smile. He is very respectful and care about other people’s feelings, and he also doesn’t like to argue he believes that it is pointless and there is more to life.
???-Jason is so funny!
I know right.
???- Jason is super annoying.
No he’s not, You just don’t know him.
???- Why doesn’t jason care about anything, my gosh.
He does. Some things are just pointless🤷🏻 ♀️
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???- Jason is super annoying.
No he’s not, You just don’t know him.
???- Why doesn’t jason care about anything, my gosh.
He does. Some things are just pointless🤷🏻 ♀️
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Get the Jason mug.“Jason Berry” – noun
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
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