Jackson Pollock

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.

I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.

by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

Blueberry Jackson

noun; a bagel sandwhich containing: a blueberry bagel, cream cheese, american cheese, and ham.

Freddy: "would you like a blueberry jackson"

Daphnie: "whats that?"

Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."

by Savyjeanlovesyou91 January 26, 2011

Tom Jackson

A bit lonely

Oh fuck off Tom Jackson

by Okdjdjrjrjrjrjfkfkkr October 2, 2019

jackson habinama

an strong, powerful, all around a perfect being. the strongest to step foot on this planet.

“jackson habinama

is the strongest ever”.

by vadod July 17, 2024

JAckson goldstone

the best mtb rider

JAckson goldstone is him

by euillrhewuh December 9, 2024

Jackson Atw

a cutie but a werido during sex. He says lick all that shit out of my ass.

"Bro i fucked Jackson Atw"
"damn he did say to lick his ass"
"yeah what a weirdo"

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025