Joke

Something people don’t understand

Me: They did surgery on a grape
Friend:That’s not possib-
Me:That’s the joke dumbass

by UFOBlindead August 19, 2019

joke

something that someone shouldn’t take seriously...cuz it’s a goddamn joke.

“I like dick”
“Omg ew”
“ITS A FUCKING JOKE DUMBASS”

by HeySuckMyBigLeftToe May 20, 2018

Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

A Joke

You

Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you

by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020

Joke snatched

Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.

Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey

Person 2: Yes he does it all the time

by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020

joke

your jokes aint funny

jokes aint funny

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.

Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.

by uhhasann April 3, 2024