The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.
1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is gonna make you question your reality because its very complicated. So now you may have always questioned why is the forkbot avatar sad in the forkbot testing server, now bare with me because its gonna be a wild ride, so forkbot is known to be updated very not often, so what if forkbot is dissapointed and sad because fork doesnt add dakos ideeas because hes lazy and forkbot knows hes not gonna get updated, so thats why forkbot's avatar is sad in the forkbot testing discord server profile, but thats just a theory, a forkbot theory!
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
by Dako123 October 28, 2023
Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.
Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory
by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020
Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
The Coke and Pepsi Theory defined as they make the perfect couple, just like the Olive, and Pickle Theory
by peepyweepy March 04, 2023
When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock
According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.
by D Flawless December 13, 2023