jap penis

small dick

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick

by chinese penis July 7, 2018

Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009

penis cheeks

1. The flaps of skin on either side of the slit of a penis

2. The chunks of skin on the head of a penis on the right or left of the opening of the urethra

John: "Dude Katie flicked her tongue inside of my penis cheeks when she gave me head last week!"

by Ejackson11 April 19, 2018

Penis Enthusiast

noun. One with great love or appreciation for penis.

Eve loved penis to such an extent that she was known throughout the land as a penis enthusiast.

by JoeBiden1776 August 14, 2011

penis breath

A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.

See also: Breath Cancer.

I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.

by metalslut July 4, 2019

Imran penis

A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do

The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.

Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis

Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis

by UserVetTrill November 7, 2020

Frostbite Penis

When outside running or doing outside activities in the cold and the penis becomes cold and painfully rigid. Tingling sensation may occur.

"Man, at cross country this morning I got a bad case of frostbite penis!"

by Country Girl Nimba1 January 20, 2009