faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022

goede handel

goede handel is god

ik hou van goede handel

by karagato January 18, 2023

Luggage Handle

Luggage Handle: The Thong strand connecting between the front & the back.

I was about to enter the back door; so, I had to move the Luggage Handle to the side.

by Swisher rolled tight February 11, 2023

Reich-hander

Derogatory-informal a right-handed person

Vladimir Putin is evil you might even say he is Reich-hander

by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023

Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating

I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023

Stomach Handle

An Irish slang for a penis.

I'm gonna go pull the stomach handle off myself.

by SkordySkor May 14, 2023

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023