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boys are humans too

Something to say to hypocritical girls, who think every thing a boy does is wrong, even when they do it themselves or to girls who cry when someone doesn’t like them back, but acts cold-hearted to people who do like her.
Stephane keeps indirect tweeting about Jimmy not liking her back, but she also doesn’t care about Bob’s feelings towards her. Damn, Boys are humans too”
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fertilized human egg

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
by spiker369 March 5, 2009
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Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
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Human Jumble Sale

A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.
by The Director August 19, 2003
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Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.
John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
by SexySauce October 11, 2021
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human catherine wheel

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.
I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.
by S-Jayx March 5, 2016
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