that's so hooker

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll

*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker

by the hooker on church st. corne February 20, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012

one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.

Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.

by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014

Dirty Pirate Hooker

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.

Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014

Chic-Fil-A hooker

A woman or a man who brings home Chic-Fil-A sandwhiches and chicken nuggets (non grilled)
to induce sexual arousal from their partner

That Chic-Fil-A hooker tossed some chicken my way cause she wanted to put some stank on my hang low...

by Swampdonk68 March 11, 2015

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019