Goosed

the stage of pollution when drunk and high

Gav got Goosed at longitude

by goosage (•)(•) July 4, 2023

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

Getosexual

Geto is the hottest character(after gojo) In jjk, Lets all agree on this one thing: Girls AND boys both like him

Person 1: Omg i love geto so much!
Person 2: then your getosexual?
Person 1: yasss!

by MIKAPIKA August 4, 2023

Getosexual

Lets all be fr we all like geto aint no way u cant like him

Person 1: I im getosexual
Person: oh wow me too!!

by MIKAPIKA August 4, 2023

Getosexual

yk Geto suguru...yes it means the sexuality that only simps for Geto use because he is amazing and has the most scrum-didl-umptious... personality.. anyone could ever ask for

SPerson one: "geto's such a cool character, i really love him"
Person two: "woah are you a getosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"

by MIKAPIKA August 5, 2023

goose it

In the British Columbia interior to goose it means to open the throttle on a truck, car, ATV, or motorcycle. See also: mat it, send it, chooch it, floor it.

Officially the Coquihalla has a posted speed limit of 120 but in reality you can goose it at a buck sixty and still expect half the traffic to goose it past you.

by 5/97c August 17, 2023