Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.

1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!

by I'll eat you March 29, 2021

Lobster Fucker

One who fucks lobsters. Generally from Melrose, Massachusetts.

HAHA, Richie Campbell is a lobster fucker.

by 1865richieisgay March 3, 2014

Dog fucker

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.

This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.

by Tang October 19, 2017

Bye fuckers

A way of white people saying goodbye

Bill told his friend “bye fuckers” before leaving

by John belchor June 1, 2019

Fucker Jaws

A fucker jaws is a person that is either:
annoying
irritating
a tool
idiot
jerk
asshole

Also can be used to describe any person in general that you don't like.

That fucker jaws just cut in line!

Hey fucker jaws! Get in your lane!

by yomamauugly June 1, 2009

Cat fucker

A guy who sticks that dicky into the kitty. Otherwise known as the pilly head rui Leslie

"Ah look that guy is performing the Rui Leslie on that cat, what a cat fucker"

by BEESLAB December 26, 2018

AUTISTIC FUCKER

There so autistic that they fucker

"Auah8aiaiakdksemmskawk as shjajsaqlalkahsabsba me want momma miwkies and shart poop bumhole" proceeds to explosively shit themselves

They so autistic that they need to be autistic fucker

by Autisictrteadrdd August 30, 2022