Forceful Steve

The cutest pookie to ever have pookied. Alongside his beloved Flak_Fire, Steve is an unstoppable force.

"Oh fuck, It Forceful Steve."

*Giggling intensifies in the distance.*

by Zochay March 28, 2024

force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

by SirDarwin March 30, 2024

Force

Bible doesn't say anything about using force, Jordan.

Hym "God told Moses to do something and Moses disobeyed. Has nothing to do with force. Stop trying to stretch the concept of force over the text. If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit, Jordan."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Fouler

1. A dirty police officer who is doing illicit activity and trying to blame or frame criminals that are innocent.

2. A dirty police officer who is always fucking up at his job and is always messing up when on the job

3. A police officer who is a liar and falsify evidence.

4. An idiot police officer, who can’t do his job correctly so he tries to falsify evidence or frame suspect

That cop is such a fouler. He is so dirty, stay away from him. The prosecutor office is investigating due to his incompetence and him being known for him framing suspects.

by Killakatarina June 30, 2024

Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?

Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…

Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?

by The Duderbeero August 2, 2024