spaghetti fight

two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.

"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"

by bussyfarts July 22, 2021

Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.

Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.

by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020

Fighting the Dragon

Battling an opioid addiction.

I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.

by BittenByASnake July 22, 2018

fight fire with gasoline

In the heat of an argument you react explosively!

Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"

from femaleUudderrencce

by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023

bond fighting

two girls (related or non-related) who bitch @ each other for no reason then act like nothing had happen

"tell me how you really feel"
"we had our first bond fighting"

by BestBitch4Life September 20, 2011

fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences

Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month

by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023

California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.

Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021