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fart marble 

a fart produced under squeezed conditions, such as inside pantyhose, that is held in momentarily and produces a feeling of having passed a marble.
I was squished into the tiny airline seat and wearing those 'slimming' pantyhose when I popped a fart marble.
fart marble by Gobi December 1, 2005
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fart funnel 

A funnel used to fart into peoples mouths, generally any kind of funnel placed into someone's mouth and then farted into, generally it is used on the first person who parties out early.
"Hey dude, jake's passed out." Let's fart funnel him!"
fart funnel by Joey313 June 15, 2006

Fart Soup 

A waiter who doesn't like you at all and farts into your soup with a peice of crap coming out steaming hot waiting for you to eat it all up.
That waiter at Olive Garden didn't seem to like me I think he did a fart soup for me.
Fart Soup by QuadShark March 13, 2011

fart liquid torture 

when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquid torture. i never wanna leave her.never.
fart liquid torture by 24/765 November 26, 2010

Fart Scarf 

When someone farts on a scarf or other piece of clothing then brings that to their face in order to sniff their own brand, similar to that of the Dutch Oven and Fart pillow, but where the victim is yourself!
Ashby is at it again she has sat on the fart scarf and is sniffing away... she loves the smell of her own brand!
Fart Scarf by Dunny Monster December 2, 2010

fart cannon 

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.
I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
fart cannon by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014