Ethan

The whitest name you'll ever know, but he still pulls more girls than you lmao

Your mom: i just met your friend Ethan
Me: ok

by Li_7wak November 22, 2021

Ethanism

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.

Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.

by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022

Ethan

The kind of person who strengthens your hopes and hides your fears. The kind of person you read about but didn't think actually, like, existed. The kind of person you pull close and then totally forget about ever letting go.

that ethan is the best big brother, i could ever ask for

by JeanieJay November 3, 2020

Ethan hay

Utter dick

He’s an absolute ethan hay

by Copy poom October 10, 2020

ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 7, 2019

Ethan

A boy who believes anything!

Ethan believes chupacabras are real!

by Bob rob doug May 19, 2018

Ethan

A very short and stick-like human, with bushy eyes and is a computer geek

Ethan was a stickman. He could get into the space inside the thermometer .

by Bobby's Uncle October 11, 2020