Eating her kitty

Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.

by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017

Fun to look at, not to eat

A good looking guy (normally a tool, douche bag or jerk) that is extremely attractive, but you would never date them for the reasons mentioned above.

Girl 1: Look at Ray's Instagram! He's so fine!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.

by ChocoLoco March 29, 2015

I’m eating spaghetti

Spaghetti 🍝 is yummy

I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating spaghetti

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020

let's eat grandma

An instance where the lack of a comma completely changes the meaning of a sentence.

Oh man, I forgot to write a comma, and now the meaning of the sentence has completely changed. This is a let's eat grandma moment.

by ...EyeSock... September 10, 2020

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

eat my nurries

Go and get fucked you cunt of a thing

Gus luken was giving Wim crap. Wim said to Gus luken, 'oh eat my nurries', to which Gus luken replied, 'no, they're too salty'

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022