eat the mouse 

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

eat the mouse by slumpchump March 31, 2024

Eat my fries 

A deeply perverted act that is widespread in Turkey

Come on baby, eat my fries.

Eat my fries by Doesitbite? April 20, 2024

Eat Half the Croissant

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.

When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.

Eat Half the Croissant by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024

eat your ass with a spoon 

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

eat your ass with a spoon by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

eat uranium day 

on june 1st eat uranium day is a day where you can eat uranium without the feds stopping you

Man: it's june 1st its eat uranium day horray

eat uranium day by jackulaus May 30, 2024

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud

eat dick mud by Lachaballs June 9, 2024

eat dick mud

A word that Pdot backshots uses

yooo eat dick mud

eat dick mud by Lachaballs June 10, 2024