e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

by karl g January 8, 2008

e-failure

Someone who fails hard, and often on the internets. Often a failure in real life, also.

Spark is very much an e-failure as he often tries to create pitiful jokes and gets pwned by noobs on XBL and on IRC.

by Adieu12345 April 19, 2008

e-loof

When you're acting aloof online, not responding to emails, initiating IM chats, replying to evites, etc. The opposite of acting e-ffusive.

Guy_98: wtf? you super busy today or what?

Girl_01: no. why? what's with the 'tude?

Guy_98: you haven't replied to my evite or said hi on gchat. you're acting e-loof.

by ATowny April 24, 2008

e-spondence

Illuminating communication with someone via email exchanges, over a period of time.

I'm having a fascinating e-spondence with the guy I met at the green seminar last month, really getting to know him.

by hardybear February 13, 2009

e-stake

The sending of a message, more commonly an e-mail under an intoxicated state and/or sending it to a person by accident while not particularly wanting them to know thus making an email mistake.

e-stake


To; [e-mail]
Cc:
Bcc:
Subject: Ron Dave's mom

Ron dave's mom is soooo freakin', I wish we could go at it aaaallll night.

peace,


(after realization)

person sending: oh shit

by LordReserei March 8, 2009

e-pounce

occurs when you are overloaded or bombarded with email or data.

Wow...I went away on vacation and when I returned to the office and opened my email, I was e-pounced!

by ashelby August 5, 2008

e-jumped

when someone on the internet verbally destroys you.

i got e-jumped for saying something mean about the president.

by Melanie D. January 20, 2009