Desperate Messenger 

A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.

The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.

Examples of a Desperate Messenger:

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Vasya

faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:

nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california

seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure

Desperate Messenger by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008

Weapons of Mass Destruction

The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.

We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by ZE-bear March 24, 2003

You deserve better

What you say to someone who you are in love with but you know that you will hurt or screw over, and would rather be miserable without them than make them miserable.
Ironically, this usually makes the person want to stay with you more, especially a girl, since they want to be the one to change the "bad boy", and this proves that the boy is serious about you.

Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "You deserve better. I've screwed over every girl ever, I only date chicks because they're hot, I'm a shallow ass hole. Seriously, baby, you deserve someone so much better than me."
Girl: "But I want you. And you want me. So who's to say what I deserve?"
*Boy screws girl over, then tells her he told her so*

You deserve better by llamallamallamallamaduckllama December 28, 2008

deside 

The incorrect spelling of "decide." Often used by people who cannot read or spell past a 6th grade level.

Bob: Man, I can't deside what I want to do today!

Rob: You can research how to spell ***DECIDE*** if you're feeling adventurous.

deside by bigbadbubba November 14, 2011

spybot search and destroy 

Spybot Search and Destroy is a program designed to find and remove adware, spyware and malware from your system.

See also adware, spyware and malware

I just ran Spybot Search and Destroy and removed a bunch of crap from my computer!

spybot search and destroy by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

Destroyage

Epic amounts of destroying, Obliteration

Wow there was a lot of destroyage going on in that match

Destroyage by Zapot8 March 19, 2009

desktop fairy 

someone in a chatroom/anyone online/on your desktop othat says all the right things.

iheartpopmusic:your voice
desktop_fairy: is the soundtrack of my summer
iheartpopmusic: you are my desktop fairy! do you like oreos dipped in peanut butter?
desktop_fairy: OMG yess! You are my desktop fairy too! You make majical things happen!
iheartpopmusic: you spelled magical wrongly. but i didn't know how to spell it eather, before!!!

desktop fairy by a german ninja hele March 22, 2009