cum closet

When a girl (or her roommate) purposefully leaves her dorm room unlocked so that guys can sneak into her closet and cum inside all her shoes.

Dan: Eww, why do Jenny's keds have yellow stains on them?

Eric: I heard her roommate Alicia unlocked her door for a cum closet yesterday and all her shoes got stained.

Dan: LOL Best prank ever!

by Gmail548 April 19, 2010

Cum Balls

It was first discovered thousands of years ago when sugar was crushed and became powdered sugar, when this substance was mixed together with water it makes a very sticky cum like material that is just irresistible. In present day Cum Balls can be mixed with virtuanly anything vodka, pizza, snow and even your very own lady.

Chunkey Vodka Cum Balls (sugar water vodka and snow)

by Alex Harrison January 30, 2005

cum sucker

One who swallows semen with joy.

Ingo is such a Cum Sucker.

by Tragic Johnson December 8, 2007

Cum-catcher

n. Semen Receiver

You can call a woman that to piss feminists off or get their attention.

1. You wanna piss off a feminist?
Call her a cum-catcher

2. Well... let's not do it then.

by Anne_1Lynn August 21, 2005

Cum Droplet

A sex act:

After orgasming inside of your partner, you pull out your penis and shake it on their face causing cum droplets to rain down.

Can be used as a derogatory term for a stupid person.

John: Hold still while I give you some cum droplets!
Scott: Is this still enough?
John: Oh yeah, here comes the Maltese Rain!

*shake penis*

by The Great Maltese May 15, 2008

Cum Tax

Cum tax is the tax rate put onto an individual's cum based on the value it holds because of its Cum Valuation. Instead of being taxed real money, you are taxed in excess cum.

Sarah: wow william you lost a lot of cum after the Cum Tax

William: i feel dead inside

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

cum catcher

1) A tattoo on the lower back of a female. Called a cum catcher because the lower back is where a male ejaculates on a female after pulling out after doggy style sex. Refers to the belief that girls with lower back tattoos are promiscuous.

2) A mustache (can also refer to a goatee). Cum catcher implies that the man gives oral sex to other men, thereby catching cum around his mouth.

1) "Look at the cum catcher on that girl sitting at the bar! Might as well be a bullseye!"

2) "Dude, please shave. You look like one of the Village People with that cum catcher."

by Brad, from the great state of January 11, 2009