crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 3, 2014

chris crack

crack is a rapper from Chicago's westside known for his music and eccentric sense of life

joe, chris crack cool but he a weirdo in real life.

by longfellow cusack December 10, 2018

Lizzie Crack

When an individual has become so enamoured by a woman by the name of Elizabeth that she inevitably becomes like the drug 'crack' to them, that they just simply cannot get enough. Partly due to her ridiculously short tongue that has the pulsating ability of a satisfyer.

I was so not into that guy but he's hooked on the Lizzie Crack and now I just can't seem to shake him off.

by Jslizzo April 6, 2022

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.

Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.

by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014

Crack Harty

when at least 5 crack heads get together & smoke a bunch of crack/cocaine

“Hey wanna go to the crack harty at angela’s tonight?”

by Jayduh Moos Oh May 28, 2020

Crack lung

Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.

You hear eagle with his crack lung again?

by Lunger February 14, 2019

crack shipper

that one fangirl/guy who scorns canon and screams "I SHIP IT" at midnight. Never ever ever say you disagree with a ship in a crack shippers presence, or prepare to be bitten.

random: "Thats such a weird ship... they must be a crack shipper."

crack shipper: "STFU YOU B***** DON'T F******* S**** ON MY OTP

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022