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Le Calm

Le calm is the best phrase to ever use, adds coolness and swagger to what once was a simple word. Le calm.
by Izzygirl101 February 4, 2025
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Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf
Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!
by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026
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The Calm Churchill

When she puts your dick in her mouth like a cigar whilst you put one in the pink and one in the stink, forming a V for victory with both of your fingers
*After watching a WW2 film or documentary involving Winston Churchill with your girl*

Male - "Hey babe, I'm feeling very patriotic"
Female - "Yes Babe, I took an feeling very patriotic but also very horny"
Male - "How about we try something new in the bedroom that will portray both of our emotions?"
Female - "Yes, how about we try out The Calm Churchill?"
by Nimrod972 March 22, 2026
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Crispy Calamari

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.
by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025
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Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.
I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.
by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025
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cup of calm the fuck down

What every annoying bitch needs to chug vigorously
Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.

Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
by IllRoastYouBitch May 12, 2016
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