Cunt Merangue

The white foamy substance issuing forth from a vagina while being enthusiastically fucked.

After a good hard shag, I ate the cunt merangue.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 14, 2019

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018

Stealth cunt

The art of extreme cuntness so refined one does not even realize they have been gutted and left to bleed.

Oh I like her. Dhe is so nice and really cares about me. Bitch you dont even know that stealth cunt just took your dog, your man your last coke, and she is coming to your house tomorrow night for dinner because you invited her.

by Snapperkoc July 18, 2019

Cunt stickler

The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.

I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.

by DefinitelyAnSTD November 27, 2019

Cunt Saddle

The small area between your eyes and your chin, which can be utilized for oral sex.

As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".

by honey7777 December 18, 2017

nae cunt

Scottish slang for ‘nobody’

‘Nae cunt like ye fuckin fat egg mate

by Barry is a nonce October 20, 2017

jack cunt

The biggest cunt alive, ever

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"

by d1zk0 July 15, 2016