Branden

has the most voluptuous moose knuckle known to man

person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"

by peepeepoos July 3, 2022

Brandee

A big titty bitch that doesn’t gaf

Brandee is bhad

by Honey moon July 20, 2022

brandnewchain

Brandnewchain is a philosophy of gas pack ronin, where he preaches way of of a chain. Wear the chain, be a chain, get a brandnewchain. While wearing a chain, you need a Glock-17 with no clothes, with your dick/tits on show.

Oh, did you hear about my brandnewchain?

by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022

Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.

While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play

by Agent 090 November 1, 2022

Brandon O'Shea

A guy who thinks he’s him but his team, LSU Tigers, can’t beat a sorry A&M

Brandon O'Shea thinks he’s him.

by supersaiyncaden November 28, 2022

brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022