by captaindigi November 2, 2018
Get the going off mug.Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006
Get the Smoke off mug.Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
Get the jacking off mug.When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.
Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.
by IcyHot June 9, 2017
Get the Flex Off mug.Coming from the phrase "off the wall," the term "too off" refers to a situation or object that is full of swag.
Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill
Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill
Ex 1: Friend: "Hey man, check out my glasses. I fixed these shades with krazy glue and duct tape!"
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"
Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"
Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."
by Francis Nol January 4, 2012
Get the Too Off mug.A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"
Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
by !DRZ! March 9, 2011
Get the Off to Walmart mug.by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010
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