Ohio no bake

An Ohio no-bake is a sexual experience and an Ohio tradition. When a man ejaculates into the anus of his significant partner. After the ejaculation the significant partner poops out both sperm and fecal mater , mushes it all together in what looks like a no bake cookie. And then they feed it to each other . No baking required .
Maybe tonight is the night we try the Ohio no bake ?
by Meowbarkroofhiss63 February 22, 2019
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half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2010
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Bakes a Brownie

Lady bakes a brownie on the sidewalk when she couldn't make it to the toilet. dump
by rollonman January 15, 2018
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baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo
by fart moinke April 02, 2021
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Epic Baked

Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.
Man, that bong hits so well. I'm epic baked.
by cienade October 13, 2010
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Baking a hoe

When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.
Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3
by MayaLN January 18, 2018
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Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
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