Hughey Time

The time you want to believe you can get to an event. Does not take into account “lost time” between activities and typically vastly underestimates durations of simple tasks.

Jon Duncan is planning to be at POOLgalo at 11:00 Hughey time. Jon Duncan has golf ending at 10:30, and it is a 15 minute drive to home and a 15 minute drive to POOLgalo. Therefore, Jon will be there at 11:00. However, 10:30 is a best-case ending time for golf. Drive times are at lease 20 minutes each way, and lost time like walking to the car, getting beer, changing clothes, etc. are not accounted for.

True Best case scenario: 12:30. Most likely 1:30

by tcareycares August 27, 2020

NIKE time

coming the from the famous Nike phrase "Just Do It". Nike time is used in situations in which one must just man up and do something and stop complaining or procrastinating.

John: "Ugh I have to do chemistry homework but I don't wanna."

Frank: "Nike time"

John: "what?"

Frank: "just do it"

by KiDCadaver March 27, 2009

cellphone time

Christina only uses her cellphone to check for the time.

I don't need a watch anymore, I have cellphone time.

by Salito December 14, 2017

iPhone time

A period of time reserved for the making of a bowel movement, plus an indeterminate duration after that in the same location, while wrapping up the game, email or facebook checking you're engaged in.

I'll be back in ten minutes, I need some iPhone time.

by l0ner August 6, 2010

Cullen Time

Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.

- Oh shit its cullen time
-Ur pulling a cullen

by Hardennnnnnn April 29, 2021

Sobaquito time

The action of putting your hands under someone else’s armpits with the objective of warming them up.

Example 1: *playing basketball* Grace: “My hands are freezing, I don’t have gloves. What do I do, mates?” David: “Sobaquito time!!!”

Example 2: *snowball fight* Kimestry: “I can’t feel my fingers. Does anyone have gloves?” Sam: “No, but...sobaquito time!!!”

by umpa98lumpa February 2, 2019

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011