Coolaslon Jones

an individual male that seeks marriage by the age of 20

My friend is attempting to get married by the age of 20 thus he is known as a Coolaslon Jones or Mr. Jones.

by Mr. Jones20 February 14, 2014

White Eagle Jones

A white person who has a small percentage of Native American ancestry, generally 1/16 or less.

“Oh wow your great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess? White Eagle Jones over here’”

by Okiemoss October 30, 2025

Harrison jones

These are normally very annoying

And are always cunts

You’re such a Harrison jones

by Connar darlo May 13, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Marcus Jones

A fairly large boy who is either slated for being a nonce, doing professional or running a very successful YouTube channel

Marcus Jones is very gay ahahaha (I’m actually in pain I stg)

by MJ Chungus August 9, 2021

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

by AinstuLive September 30, 2023

Windiana Jones

Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.

If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?

by QuacksO February 17, 2025