refreshing asshole 

A refreshing asshole is generally a male. He is an asshole, he knows it, and quite simply doesn't give a shit. The refreshing asshole is not mean or cruel. He does not go out of his way to be mean. In fact he is generally a cool guy that lacks anything resembling a filter. It's a combination of zero filter, utter honesty, and complete disregard of any consequences. If you happen to come across a refreshing asshole you will find him to be a very funny and loyal friend. Assuming you are willing to have every single one of your shortcomings pointed out and ridiculed.

My buddy Joe, he is a refreshing asshole. I broke up with Jenn and the first thing out of his mouth was "Is she a squirter?"

refreshing asshole by Budman911 October 27, 2017

caramel asshole 

A lightskin’s asshole. Even moreso if you eat caramel out of it.

I ate the freak out of Tori’s caramel asshole last night, bro.

caramel asshole by scr3wcigs December 9, 2017

narcastic asshole 

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.

“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”

narcastic asshole by Zig zags April 23, 2018

angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.

Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!

angry asshole face by GrimCode May 2, 2018

watery asshole 

When you water your asshole too much

Bro why did you water my asshole so much now it's a watery asshole

watery asshole by watery asshole May 6, 2018

concrete asshole 

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.

Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.

concrete asshole by sr10 June 12, 2018

Lollipop Asshole 

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.

That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

Lollipop Asshole by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018