bananna eggs

those little egg like thingers hangin off yer bananna....

check out THESE bananna eggs baby, get the yoak!!

by wang masta flex June 12, 2003

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017

Green Eggs and Bam

Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.

We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.

by DTP Dominos November 23, 2018

egg on my face

Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.

by JCW2001 March 18, 2011

Alien space eggs

The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs

Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.

by Trasher187 February 27, 2017

Sausage Egg McStuffin

Also see happy meal.

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)

Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.

by al-stud December 26, 2009

hardboiled eggs

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru

Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003